Mama Iam coming home - my version

Life in London has changed, it feels so strange
Here i come but iam still the same
Mama i am coming home

Thames River seems out of flow
London eye can see no more
Mama iam coming home

London bridge doesn fill the gap
Trip around M.tussauds gives me a nap
Mama iam coming home

Cold weather makes me numb
Sitting at home i feel so dumb
Mama iam coming home

Tube travel is no more exciting
Travel seems a lot like fighting
Mama iam coming home

I want to sleep under the fan
My skin is dying to get the tan
Mama iam coming home.

I have seen around this place a thousand times
I dont mind the summer back home
I dont mind the commotion, the auto fares
I dont mind the crazy dogs around the corner
All i want is to come home
Close to the home where i belong

PS : I know that the last para did not rhyme at all. i tried hard but the way the others turned out iam quiet surprised. But any day the ozzy's version is better and makes more sense.