Can women keep secrets?

My answer to that one will be no. When you say a secret to a women then it no longer qualifies to be called a secret. It has to be passed on to someone else or else 'aiyo en thalai vedichedum pola iruku' will be the reaction. When some one tells women a secret, they have to go to the next most accessable person and blurt it out, 'hey i want to tell you something but makesure you dont tell it to anyone , its between us ok?'. well if you had just told the above to another woman then hmm you know what is the consequence. Have you ever wondered why women cant keep a secret. The answer lies in our very own renowned epic Mahabharatha. Karna was born to Kunti and sun god. But she hides this fact from everyone. On the battlefield of Kurukshetra when Karna is killed by Arjuna, Kunti cries. When Yudhister asks her why she is mourning the death of their enemy she says that Karna is their elder brother. Hurt by this and overpowered by the emotion that the pandavas killed their elder brother, Yudhister curses womenhood saying that women will never be able to keep a secret. Now that explains why. If you want your secrets to be safe you know atleast whom not to tell to do you?